Oh how I wish I could find a link to this comic, but I can’t, so I’ll just have to write it out here. It’s Matt Groening’s “Life is Swell”, and it has a guru-type guy in a turban and robe talking to another guy in a little hat. Each line is in it’s own frame, so there are total of nine frames, in a 3 x 3 square.
Guru: Do you want illumination?
Then practice daily meditation.
Refrain from senseless stimulation.
Avoid a life of desperation.
Stop your mental flagellation.
Halt your wicked hip gyration.
And pray for cosmic liberation.
Other Guy: Thank you, Swami! That was brilliant!
Guru: I like to rhyme when I’m drunk.
I’m definitely down with the “stop your mental flagellation.” But I absolutely refuse to halt my wicked hip gyration.